Monday, January 11, 2010

Hand Mirror, Flashlight, and... This

So My New Pink Button has been all over the web today. It's a "simple to use Genital Cosmetic Colorant that restores the 'Pink' back to a Woman's Genitals." But apparently that description still confuses some. From the FAQ's:

Q. “Where do I put it exactly”?
A. Please see our detailed instructions with the self-explanatory diagrams. Its easy as 1-2-3!

But what to do if you've shelled out your $29.95 for this important new product, only to now find your other intimate areas suddenly and sadly lacking in dazzle? Here's a suggestion that ties in with the other big beauty news of the day, Neanderthal glamour.

"Egyptian beauties were the first to use body glitter, gilding their nipples with an elegant gold frost. When you are entertaining a special someone, you might try using a gold or bronze mica powder on this super-sexy part of you, for a special under-negligee surprise."

--Barbara Walden, Easy Glamour (1981)