Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Green Porno Prototype

You know my feelings on Isabella Rossellini's series Green Porno. (The most important film project of our time!)  I was thrilled to read that new episodes are coming.  This season, we can expect to see one of the world's most classic and pedigreed beauties demonstrating the mating habits of such marine creatures as the starfish, the anchovy and the barnacle (insert your own ex-boyfriend joke here, people).  So you can imagine my delight when I found this early prototype in the Playboy archives!













These are from a December 1970 pictorial called The Lass Menagerie.  Clever, no?  Well, weird at least, and arty.  Qualities sadly lacking in many of today's photos of naked ladies.  These should adorn my walls.





Giraffe Girl is like something out of  The Lion King.  Crafty, flexible readers can try this at home with just a ladder, some body paint, and the head of a hobby horse.  Please write and let me know how it goes.















The blackbird is my personal favorite: sexy stockings, feathered bustle, and a grumpy expression on the bird's beak.  Isabella, may I suggest Season Three:  The Birds?