Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Slimming Jeans

I am sort of at a loss for words today so thought I'd show you something likely to leave you in a similar state.  
Why bother with finding the proper cut of jeans to make you appear slimmer when you could be wearing jeans that actually reduce your size?
I can't find these 1971 ads at a better resolution but the "jeans" seem to be some sort of inflatable sauna pants. I take no issue with the wild claims, only with the labeling. Since when are shiny floatation devices classified as jeans?
 








Check out the lady wearing Trim Jeans while lounging on a dead tiger.  Her efforts to get in shape may be lost on her love interest. He pairs his Trim Jeans with what appears to be a black netting shirt.