Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Mimsy, Tuppence, Dandelion: Not the Jabberwocky

  • "They were lowering their cameras like speculums."  Kate Beckinsale makes fame sound like a horror movie.  No wonder she stays so fit.  It's George Masters' naked with forty cameras theory in action.  
  • Just read about the Botox breast lift, which works by paralyzing the pectorals so that the back muscles pull the shoulders and breasts back, and therefore up.  Sounds like it takes a lot more poison than eyebrows require.  But I'm sure it will all work out fine, la-la-la.
  • If you'd rather save your share of the $7 billion, just go back to basics.